tltty: there are no awkward silences on the internet that’s why it’s so great bc if someone sends you an ask u can always pretend to not be online & reply an hour later
In Australian English, every response can be...
secondbreakfaast: “yeah alright” “yeah it’s pretty good ay” “yeah maybe” “yeah nah” “yeah fuck off” “yeah why not?” “yeah but what?” “yeah”
Character 1 from OTP: Hey.
Character 2 from OTP: Hello.
Me: Their sexual tension is killing me
brokethesamebread: iwillmindfuckyou: the only letters of the alphabet i need to know are U, S and A same Well played, Australia
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me: why can't someone like me
person: i like you
me: no not you a different someone