guys who rarely wear suits look at least 385% hotter when wearing a suit while guys who usually wear suits look 451% hotter when wearing casual clothes trust me this is science
IS BREAKFAST CALLED BREAKFAST BC YOU BREAK THE FAST FROM NOT EATING WHILE YOURE ASLEEP IF IT IS IM LITERALLY THE MOST AMAZED AND SATISFIED I HAVE EVER BEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE
you’re too young to be heterosexual honey you’re probably just confused
If a white boy is talking to you just say “oh shit dude no way” and they’ll think you’re listening the whole time
why put cookie dough in the oven when you can put it in your mouth
because I don’t want salmonella….
then don’t eat salmon….
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